Judging by his Powerslam Magazine interview in issue 228, Lex Luger is a changed man. Self-deprecating and honest, Luger’s humility and warmth have forced me to re-evaluate my opinion of him
Richard Marriott
Any time you are with anyone or think of anyone you must say to yourself: I am dying and this person too is dying, attempting the while to experience the truth of the words you are saying. If every one of you agrees to practice this, bitterness will die out, harmony will arise.
Check out this amazing Birthday cake my Girlfriend’s Mum made! :)

Check out this amazing Birthday cake my Girlfriend’s Mum made! :)

This is a story about four people, named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job, Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY when NOBODY did what ANYBODY could have done

A Sad, Sad Story About Nobody - J.Edmunds machine printers (Blists Hill)
Imagine waking up on the last day of march and knowing that you worked your ass off for 30 days straight. Imagine looking in the mirror and grinning because you’re actually seeing results: your stomach is flatter and more toned, your legs are becoming shapely and ‘dat ass’ is looking rounder than ever. Imagine looking in that mirror and feeling proud that you ate clean for 30 days. Yes, you allowed yourself the occasional treat but in general you were fantastic and stuck to your healthy regime. Hell, you even enjoyed it. Imagine the feeling of pride you’ll have, and the feeling of confidence knowing that now you’ve done one month the next month and the months after that will be easier. Imagine trying on some old jeans and feeling the space in the waist-band because you are so much slimmer now. 30 days. 2 Litres water per day, 30 minutes working out a day. A clean diet. That’s all. Let’s make March our fittest month yet. Who’s with me?
I hate wedding receptions! Yeah, I wish the bride and groom would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins, Slip on the ring… Dissapear and everyone goes home
Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper, Paper covers rock, Rock crushes lizard, Lizard poisons spock, Spock smashes scissors, Scissors decapitates lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves spock , Spock vapourises rock and as it always has… Rock crushes scissors

I saw this from 8 foot away in the corner of my eye and had to double take…

Poor design?

I saw this from 8 foot away in the corner of my eye and had to double take…

Poor design?

WWE Elimination Chamber 2013 Predictions

I’m seriously pumped for this one! Mainly due to the fact that it is the last real stop before Wrestlemania and will shape up the card that I am going to in just 6 WEEKS!

Anyways, I’m up to date finally with WWE and have been for most of 2013 after a few months of slacking..

Here is how I see this evening’s pay per view event, going down….

Brodus Clay and Tensai to beat the ‘reuinted for one night’ Rhodes Scholars
Throwaway match to use up these guys, the faces will win to push the team that will actually still be together tomorrow night

The Miz to beat Antonio Cesaro for the strap
Unless they drag this shit feud into wrestlemania and Miz dethrones him there… I see him beating the champ tonight

Kaitlyn to retain over Tamina Snuka

I wish I cared about this, but I really don’t

Sheamus, Ryback and John Cena to win by DQ over The Shield

Shannanigans will go down in the favour of the Shield so they still look strong whilst the good guys get the win. Maybe Brock Lesnar will get involved or Punk or Heyman.. I dunno. Hoping for a brawl

Chris Jericho to win over Daniel Bryan, Kane, Randy Orton, Mark Henry and Jack Swagger

I love that Swagger is in this, As much as I would like to see him elevated again.. I don’t see this match being his night. Orton as champion is inevitable eventually but I don’t want to see it at Wrestlemania, let him have his time at Summerslam when the big stars of Mania are gone…
D-Bry and Kane should feud together at mania and don’t need the belt and Mark Henry could have a decent angle with anybody without needing the strap involved, as long as they use him right…
Chris Jericho to win and continue his great face run to Mania to face…

Alberto Del Rio to retain over Big Show

But whats this…

Dolph Ziggler to beat Alberto Del Rio after he cashes in his money in the bank briefcase
Setting up another match against Jericho at Wrestlemania where Dolph will dethrone Y2J and take up his rightful seat as World Champion

The Rock to retain against C.M. Punk

this will have a lot of shit going down during the match but in the end, Rocky will win the match and keep his title…
Cena to come out at the end of the show and the stare down to set up their rematch on the grandest stage of them all….

Jake the Snake, New Age Outlaws or JBL
Pleeeeease WWE

Batista to return!

Best reason to not have your windows cleaned ever:

"My plumbings broken and all my poo is floating round in the back garden"

From an old lady living on her own…